"Arab puppet dictator kit" for sale on Ebay

As of the time of this post, it was selling for $20.50. From Ebay user Ibnarab1948:

Package deal! Arab puppet dictators made in USA, cheap, servile, ressourceful, 100% unelected, "moderate" label, "New Middle Beast" certification, "New World Disorder" 90001, among the useful fonctions of your "Arab puppet dictators full kit":
They will:
- sell national ressources for nothing,
- buy for billions in useless US military hardware and other WMD, thus helping the military-industrial complex,
- give access to bases for wars of agression against independent countries or resistance groups (the so-called "bad guys")
- give green light to any US agency for regional hegemony, control of oil, gas and minerals,
- repress with an absolute brutality their people aspiration for true freedom, national independance, social justice, dignity, control of the economy and foreign policy, military defense capabilities...
- They will respond in real time 24/7 to any order from the DoD or the White House.
- They respond very well to CNN and other tools of imperial propaganda
- They are well domesticated, they exhibit various postures, they walk on your side, they sleep in their own cute little box
- Warning: some of the US gov. supported puppet dictators are training or financing real sectarian of fanatical groups in order to keep alive the imperial doctrine: “divide and rule”

Special bonus !!! All benefits for the average Joe and the average Mohammed ! Buying them will help the arab people in their quest for freedom and justice, it will end the petro-dollar recycling system and it will end the inhuman, barbaric wars waged by the US empire against poor people and small resistance groups, it will defuse all extremism, it will force a profound change in the economy, giving ressources back for the real economy, for life, for social and human developpement in north america and in the middle-east and not for greedy war makers, weapon sellers and mercenary firms. Buy your puppet dictator full kit now !